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“Velvet Trumpet are the masters of municipal dark comedy. An unlikely genre but they totally nail it.”

Stewart Pringle (Time Out/Exeunt)

a brilliant, inventive evening that is absolutely instrumental in making sure that new comedy writing and theatre has a platform for performance.”

“Velvet Trumpet once again proves they are masters of tragicomedy.”

“Visceral and hilarious peek into a world little seen on stage…Socks were knocked off. Jaws were dropped. Heads spun. It was ace.”